helllo i am a 27 year old man all of my mates are going on about sex and cumming, but i am unsure of how to do it please help me.
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Answer by ballistik You should really read or flip through "The Joy of Sex." It's really just... take it out, put it in her/him, and pump away... You should try oral first, then go from there. Good luck! And congrats on being a virgin for so long. Sex can be dangerous, so always make sure you wear a condom to protect yourself. Everyone you sleep with... you also sleep with everyone they ever slept with, so be cautious of that!
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August 10 Phoenix 447 East 13th Street @Avenue A Doors, 7:30pm. Reading, 8pm. Free www.queerliterarycarnival.com/ @sideshowseries
This month’s theme is HEAT WAVE EROTICA, starring: Tamiko Beyer (Drunken Boat) Rachel Kramer Bussel (In The Flesh) Mildred Dred Gerestant (OUTMusic Spirit Award) Kit Yan (Mr. Transman 2010)
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About the performers:
*Tamiko Beyer*’s poetry has appeared The Collagist, Sonora Review, OCHO, Copper Nickel, and elsewhere. She is a founding member of Agent 409: a queer, multi-racial writing collective in New York City, the poetry editor of *Drunken Boat*, and on the Advisory Board of the New York Writers Coalition. She is currently working on her M.F.A. thesis â€" a collection of eco::queer poems. She hopes to find some teaching work, soon. Find her online at wonderinghome.com and blogging at kenyonreview.org.
*Rachel Kramer Busse*l (RachelKramerBussel.com) is the editor of over 30 anthologies, including *Fast Girls, Please, Sir, Please Ma’am, Bottoms Up, Spanked, The Mile High Club, Do Not Disturb, He’s on Top, She’s on Top, Tasting Him, Tasting Her, Crossdressing, Dirty Girls*, and is *Best Sex Writing* Series Editor. She is Senior Editor at *Penthouse Variations*, a sex columnist for SexisMagazine.comand has hosted and curated In The Flesh Reading Series in New York since October 2005. Her writing has been published in over 100 anthologies, including Susie Bright’s *X: The Erotic Treasury, Best American Erotica 2004 * and *2006*, and Zane’s *Purple Panties* and the New York Times bestseller *Succulent: Chocolate Flava II*. She has written for *Cosmopolitan, The Daily Beast, Fresh Yarn, Mediabistro, Newsday, New York Post, Penthouse, Time Out New York, Zink* and other publications
*MilDred* has performed everywhere, from college campuses including NYU, Penn State, Vassar, MIT, NYU, Amherst, and Smith College; to theaters such as Lincoln Center, and Henry Street Settlement. Cameos of her performance have been featured on HBO, MTV, and Oxygen television. She also appeared in the award-winning film “Venus Boyz.†MilDred was featured on Go Magazine’s “100 Women We Loveâ€- Class of 2009 List, along with Ellen DeGeneres and Wanda Sykes. She was also awarded the 2009 Spirit Award, from OUTMusic, for 14 years of dedicated service through her acting & performing. MilDred also received Go Magazine’s 2010 Readers’ Choice Nightlife Awards for Best Spoken Word Performer! MilDred has been featured in over 8 books including: *Female Masculinity; Assume Nothing; Long Live the King: A Genealogy of Performative Genders; Social Justice: A Journal of Crime, Conflict, and World Order;* and *Cast Out: Queer Lives In The Theater*. MilDred is also a Yoga teacher, Reiki Practitioner, and Thai Yoga (Bodywork) Practitioner and is available for one on one sessions. DredLove.com
Recently Featured in the HBO Documentary *Asians Aloud*,* Kit Yan* tell stories through slam poetry from the lens of a transgender Asian American from Hawaii now lost in the big city of New York. Through touching love poems, dirty sex accounts(optional), and comedic tales of his childhood â€"Kit takes you on a journey that is raw, real, heart-wrenching, and unforgettable. New York Magazine describes his art as “knockout spoken-word†while *Curve* magazine says “incredible slam poetry†and *Bitch* magazine states that: “The eloquence of Kit’s spoken-word delivery lies in the anti-racist, anti-homophobic, gender-inclusive, language that ties his lyrics together.†Kit’s work has been taught at universities coast to coast, from San Francisco State to Harvard. He spoke to over 200,000 from the stage of the 2009 National Equality March, performed on the San Francisco Pride main stage, and earned a spot in as a top three finalist at the National Queer Slam. Kit Yan is the reigning Mr. Transman 2010, the first person to ever hold this national title.
About the hosts:
*Cheryl B.* (cherylb.com) is an award-winning writer, poet and performer. Her work appears in dozens of print and online publications, including; Ping Pong, Word Warriors: 35 Women Leaders in the *Spoken Word Revolution* (Seal Press, 2007) and *BLOOM*, among many others. She has appeared at most major New York City literary evenings and toured throughout the U.S, Canada and the U.K.
*Sinclair Sexsmith* runs the award-winning personal online writing projectSugarbutch Chronicles: The Sex, Gender, and Relationship Adventures of a Kinky Queer Butch Top at sugarbutch.net. With work published in various anthologies, including the *Best Lesbian Erotica*series, *Sometimes She Lets Me: Butch/Femme Erotica*, and *Visible: A Femmethology*volume 2, Mr. Sexsmith enjoys whiskey, topping, the serial comma, political activism, and has been known to get on her knees in order to fix the strappy sandals of a queer femme.
Twenty Reasons Why Porridge Is The Ultimate Health Food........
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It's exactly 2 years since I made the original posting of this photo and article. It has attracted well over 11,000 views. Wow! Thought it needed a repost and, Yes!, I'm still having my porridge each morning.---------
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Twenty reasons why porridge is the ultimate health food........ (I'm not sure why reason # 1 is at the top of this list. #20 comes first with me at my age! Alas, a cup of tea is more appealing when I first wake up in the morning. Then I'm wide awake so bound out of bed to prepare and enjoy my porridge)
1. IMPROVES SEX LIFE Porridge oats can boost libido by helping to re-balance testosterone and oestrogen in the body. Testosterone drives sexual desire in both sexes. Men with low testosterone levels go off sex. 2. GOOD FOR HANGOVERS Oats neutralise acidity levels in the body and help absorb toxins. Since a hangover is the result of the "poisonous" effects of alcohol, a bowl of porridge might help relieve the symptoms. Porridge also contains one of the highest levels of soluble fibre of any cereal. Soluble fibre is essential for healthy digestion. Since alcohol depletes sugar levels, the slow-releasing carbohydrates in porridge help redress this. 3. HELPS QUIT SMOKING Compounds in oats can help calm the nervous system and reduce the craving for nicotine. 4. HEALS THE SKIN Bathing in oat-based solutions can help problem skin. Anecdotal evidence suggests that the anti-inflammatory compounds in porridge oats can help conditions such as psoriasis and eczema. Fill a sock or stocking with porridge oats and place in water for 20 minutes while bathing. 5. FIGHTS INFECTION Of all the cereals, porridge has the best proportion of protein needed for growth and repair in the body and to help boost the immune system. 6. FIGHTS HEART DISEASE Many studies have shown that eating fibre-rich food such as porridge reduces the risk of heart disease. But scientists in the U.S. found that porridge contains avenanthramides - chemicals that stop blood cells sticking to artery walls, preventing the fatty deposits that cause heart disease. 7. REDUCES DIABETES RISK SLOWLY Digested foods such as porridge might cut the risk of developing non-insulin dependent diabetes by absorbing sugar from the gut and cutting the need for large quantities of insulin to be released. 8. HELPS CONCENTRATION The slow releasing complex carbohydrates in oats sustain energy levels, allowing full concentration to be maintained. Complex carbohydrates also stabilise and raise blood sugar levels. 9. BEATS DEPRESSION Porridge is high in Vitamin B6, which promotes the brain chemical serotonin. High levels of serotonin are associated with feelings of well-being and also aid relaxation and restful sleep. Levels of serotonin dip when sunlight is limited - i.e. during winter - and can lead to the depressive condition Seasonal Affective Disorder. 10. BOOTS ENERGY Porridge oats are high in complex carbohydrates and soluble fibre, which means they release energy slowly. A bowl of porridge should provide all the energy you need until lunchtime. 11. CUTS CHILDHOOD OBESITY A study of 10,000 children by researchers at New York's Columbia University found that among those who regularly ate whole-oat products, the proportion of overweight children almost halved. Researchers at Oxford Brookes University also found that those eating foods with a low glycaemic index (GI), such as porridge, were less likely to binge on sugary snacks. Foods with a low GI rating release glucose into the body more slowly and evenly, leaving you feeling fuller for longer. 12. LOWERS CHOLESTEROL Porridge is rich in soluble fibre, which has been shown to lower blood cholesterol. High cholesterol occurs when fat builds up and constricts the arteries, reducing blood flow to the heart. Eating oats can improve blood flow and bind to cholesterol in the gut, aiding its removal from the body. Scientists think the cholesterol-lowering effects of oats are due to the oat soluble fibre beta-glucan. 13. PREVENTS CONSTIPATION High-fibre foods such as porridge increase the movement of food through the digestive tract. This increased bowel action provides a good environment for beneficial bacteria in the gut to ferment while decreasing levels of destructive bacteria. 14. FIGHTS OSTEOPOROSIS Porridge oats are blended with milk, making an excellent source of calcium which is essential for bone health. Lack of calcium can lead to osteoporosis, which involves a loss of bone density and can make bones fragile. 15. CAN HELP DIETING Porridge oats are 100 per cent natural, with no added sugar, salt or additives, and are naturally low in calories. An average bowl of porridge made with water contains 171 calories. 16. GOOD FOR PREGNANT WOMEN Porridge is a source of folic acid. Studies have shown that taking folic acid from before conception until the 12th week of pregnancy can reduce the chances of having a baby with spina bifida. Pregnant women need 400mcg of folic acid a day. 17. FIGHTS CANCER Oats are rich in the antioxidant vitamin E, which protects the body from the damaging free radicals that can cause cancer. A diet high in soluble fibre foods such as porridge oats might also help reduce the chances of developing bowel, colon and breast cancer. 18. CONTAINS ESSENTIAL MINERALS Porridge is a good source of manganese, which is essential in allowing the body to produce energy as well as helping to build bones and connective tissue. It also contains zinc, which is needed for normal growth, sexual development and reproduction, and a healthy immune system. 19. REDUCES BLOOD PRESSURE A daily serving of oats can improve blood pressure control and reduce the need for anti-hypertensive medication, according to U.S. researchers - 73 per cent of those fed a wholegrain oat-based cereal (containing 3g of soluble fibre) stopped or reduced their blood pressure medication by half. 20. COULD HELP LONG LIFE Britain's longest living man, David Henderson, from Montrose, Scotland, who died in 1998 at 109, attributed his age and good health to a daily bowl of porridge. This could be because the lipids present in oats contain a good balance of essential fatty acids which have been linked to longevity and general good health. Research by: Angela Epstein
I'm reading August 10th, free, at Sideshow: The Queer Literary Carnival
August 10 Phoenix 447 East 13th Street @Avenue A Doors, 7:30pm. Reading, 8pm. Free www.queerliterarycarnival.com/ @sideshowseries
This month’s theme is HEAT WAVE EROTICA, starring: Tamiko Beyer (Drunken Boat) Rachel Kramer Bussel (In The Flesh) Mildred Dred Gerestant (OUTMusic Spirit Award) Kit Yan (Mr. Transman 2010)
RSVP on Facebook!
About the performers:
*Tamiko Beyer*’s poetry has appeared The Collagist, Sonora Review, OCHO, Copper Nickel, and elsewhere. She is a founding member of Agent 409: a queer, multi-racial writing collective in New York City, the poetry editor of *Drunken Boat*, and on the Advisory Board of the New York Writers Coalition. She is currently working on her M.F.A. thesis â€" a collection of eco::queer poems. She hopes to find some teaching work, soon. Find her online at wonderinghome.com and blogging at kenyonreview.org.
*Rachel Kramer Busse*l (RachelKramerBussel.com) is the editor of over 30 anthologies, including *Fast Girls, Please, Sir, Please Ma’am, Bottoms Up, Spanked, The Mile High Club, Do Not Disturb, He’s on Top, She’s on Top, Tasting Him, Tasting Her, Crossdressing, Dirty Girls*, and is *Best Sex Writing* Series Editor. She is Senior Editor at *Penthouse Variations*, a sex columnist for SexisMagazine.comand has hosted and curated In The Flesh Reading Series in New York since October 2005. Her writing has been published in over 100 anthologies, including Susie Bright’s *X: The Erotic Treasury, Best American Erotica 2004 * and *2006*, and Zane’s *Purple Panties* and the New York Times bestseller *Succulent: Chocolate Flava II*. She has written for *Cosmopolitan, The Daily Beast, Fresh Yarn, Mediabistro, Newsday, New York Post, Penthouse, Time Out New York, Zink* and other publications
*MilDred* has performed everywhere, from college campuses including NYU, Penn State, Vassar, MIT, NYU, Amherst, and Smith College; to theaters such as Lincoln Center, and Henry Street Settlement. Cameos of her performance have been featured on HBO, MTV, and Oxygen television. She also appeared in the award-winning film “Venus Boyz.†MilDred was featured on Go Magazine’s “100 Women We Loveâ€- Class of 2009 List, along with Ellen DeGeneres and Wanda Sykes. She was also awarded the 2009 Spirit Award, from OUTMusic, for 14 years of dedicated service through her acting & performing. MilDred also received Go Magazine’s 2010 Readers’ Choice Nightlife Awards for Best Spoken Word Performer! MilDred has been featured in over 8 books including: *Female Masculinity; Assume Nothing; Long Live the King: A Genealogy of Performative Genders; Social Justice: A Journal of Crime, Conflict, and World Order;* and *Cast Out: Queer Lives In The Theater*. MilDred is also a Yoga teacher, Reiki Practitioner, and Thai Yoga (Bodywork) Practitioner and is available for one on one sessions. DredLove.com
Recently Featured in the HBO Documentary *Asians Aloud*,* Kit Yan* tell stories through slam poetry from the lens of a transgender Asian American from Hawaii now lost in the big city of New York. Through touching love poems, dirty sex accounts(optional), and comedic tales of his childhood â€"Kit takes you on a journey that is raw, real, heart-wrenching, and unforgettable. New York Magazine describes his art as “knockout spoken-word†while *Curve* magazine says “incredible slam poetry†and *Bitch* magazine states that: “The eloquence of Kit’s spoken-word delivery lies in the anti-racist, anti-homophobic, gender-inclusive, language that ties his lyrics together.†Kit’s work has been taught at universities coast to coast, from San Francisco State to Harvard. He spoke to over 200,000 from the stage of the 2009 National Equality March, performed on the San Francisco Pride main stage, and earned a spot in as a top three finalist at the National Queer Slam. Kit Yan is the reigning Mr. Transman 2010, the first person to ever hold this national title.
About the hosts:
*Cheryl B.* (cherylb.com) is an award-winning writer, poet and performer. Her work appears in dozens of print and online publications, including; Ping Pong, Word Warriors: 35 Women Leaders in the *Spoken Word Revolution* (Seal Press, 2007) and *BLOOM*, among many others. She has appeared at most major New York City literary evenings and toured throughout the U.S, Canada and the U.K.
*Sinclair Sexsmith* runs the award-winning personal online writing projectSugarbutch Chronicles: The Sex, Gender, and Relationship Adventures of a Kinky Queer Butch Top at sugarbutch.net. With work published in various anthologies, including the *Best Lesbian Erotica*series, *Sometimes She Lets Me: Butch/Femme Erotica*, and *Visible: A Femmethology*volume 2, Mr. Sexsmith enjoys whiskey, topping, the serial comma, political activism, and has been known to get on her knees in order to fix the strappy sandals of a queer femme.
Me and my gf had sex?not really possible that i got her pregnant?
but while putting on the condom i'm worried if percum got on the condom or if i touched my penis and got precum on it and touched her vagina or something like that, she used a film (spermicide) 15 mins before we had sex, + i urinated before sex to kill cum left over from prior ejaculations and we used a condom but im still worried i got precum on my hand and in her or something or on the condom in her, and at the time, i didnt think it was a big deal and still had sex with her, if there was precum or w/e on my hand or whatever, or maybe i didnt think there was any of it,., i dont know, i feel guilt if i used poor judgement,, anyways, am i just over thinking this?
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Answer by Rana < Yup
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for the Thematorium contest (theme = "sex sells", haha)
after thinking about this a little more, I really could have done something to fit the theme better... ah well, I'm sure the other entries will be fantastic :)
